sitalion: (USA)
[Well, if Stefano can't get back to his circus in Europe, he'd just have to bring a circus to Luceti. The first step is a little exposure, and a little practice. So first, he's picked out a nice, visible spot by the fountain and has set up his own little act. He has a big box full of toys beside him, mostly with balls of all sizes, and random instruments.]

Gather around, everybody, gather around! And prepare to be blown away!

[He takes three bowling pins into his flippers and begins to juggle them. It lasts for about ten seconds before he misses a catch, and the pins go flying everywhere. Stefano grins sheepishly and scrambles to pick them up.]

I'm still-a practicing with that one. Pretty good, no?

Now, look at this!

[He puts the pins back into his box. If that doesn't get any attention, he's got one toy that will – a blowhorn stand. Stefano squeezes the blowhorns, producing squeaking and farting sounds.]

[Poor sea lion...he just might be trying too hard.]
sitalion: (Huh)
[Is it time for you to get dressed for the day? Or are you just going to take a nap? Whatever reason you need to get into your bedroom, it will be interrupted as the closet door suddenly opens up, and a sea lion pokes its head out. He looks around frantically, quickly realizing that something is very wrong.]

Hey! This is not a train!

[He pulls his head back in and closes the door so quickly that his nose gets bonked in the process. He lets out a yelp of pain before slamming the door successfully this time. His voice could still be heard yelling from behind the door.]

What do I do!?

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